
Wednesday, April 8, 2020
becoming deaf, dumb, and blind, during the lock-down

Friday, January 17, 2020
having your accounts audited doesn't prove they're correct - so why do we keep thinking it does?
- "Our objectives are to obtain reasonable assurance about whether the financial statements as a whole are free from material misstatement... Reasonable assurance...is not a guarantee that an audit...will always detect a material misstatement when it exists."
- "We do not accept or assume responsibility to any party... to any body, for our work, for this report, or the opinions we have formed"
Monday, October 20, 2014
is the honeymoon for CICs over?
- their not offering any features that are truly unique,
- are generally not advantageous in securing income,
- usually allow very weak governance to emerge,
- offer little security for their Members and Directors in light of their regulators’ powers to overrule them...
- as context, over the last 3 years, the total numbers of CICs have increased by 44%;
- but last year, over 10% of all CICs on the register were wound up – a figure that’s also growing year on year (and has floated around the 9% mark in previous years);
- and the biggest reason (70%) for CICs being wound up is that they’ve been struck off the public register by Companies House for failing to meet their associated statutory legal duties! - which amongst other things means that the Directors of them may subsequently face difficulties with being able to act as Directors or Trustees of other organisations as well as against their own personal credit ratings;
- and the number of formal complaints being made about CICs to the CIC regulator has also been doubling year on year as a proportion of all CICs on the register
after sharing a link to this post with the CIC Association, there's been a clear response offered against my closing invitation to 'be proved wrong about this': http://cicassoc.ning.com/profiles/status/show?id=2691611%3AStatus%3A72861
Friday, May 2, 2014
why social accounting encourages us to delude ourselves...
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Why we’re to blame when our leaders fail us
Monday, December 2, 2013
Is there an ideal size for a co-op business?
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
what’s worse than not getting a grant? – having to pay it back...

Thursday, July 26, 2012
the delusions of senior management (...and why it harms all of us)

Friday, September 16, 2011
How many people does it take to adjust a PC monitor?
So - the answer? By my reckoning, at least 8 people are needed in this government establishment to adjust a PC monitor.
And the reason for this is the following policy procedure that staff should follow if they feel that their workstation screen needs adjustment:
1) request an assessment from the Health & Safety office (1 admin person to take the call, 1 assessor to come out)
2) If there is found to be a need, this is reviewed by Occupational Health (1 admin person to take the call, 1 assessor to come out)
3) A request for the adjustment is then submitted by your line manager (1 person) to the IT department (1 admin person to take the call, 1 technician to come out)
4) The diversity officer should also be informed (1 officer to file a report)
Is it any wonder then why governments take so long to do anything and it costs us so much for them to do it when they do?
Thursday, March 17, 2011
three part management course: lesson 3 - getting dumped on
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!!
He lay there, all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson 3:
a) not everyone who sh*ts on you in your enemy,
b) not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend,
c) and when you're in deep sh*t, its best to keep your mouth shut!
Friday, March 11, 2011
three part management course: lesson 2 - getting to the top
A turkey was chatting with a bull: "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" the bull replied. "They're packed with nutrients." the turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally, after a fourth night, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson 2: bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there
Thursday, March 3, 2011
three-part management course: lesson 1 - sitting
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson 1: to be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.